{"id":4724,"date":"2015-03-24T21:35:47","date_gmt":"2015-03-24T21:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newsroom247.com.ng\/?p=4724"},"modified":"2015-03-24T21:35:47","modified_gmt":"2015-03-24T21:35:47","slug":"hensie-watching-a-cocks-maneuver-of-a-lady-hen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/newsroom247.com.ng\/?p=4724","title":{"rendered":"HENSIE – watching a cock’s maneuver of a lady hen"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Hen\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\n

I had a little hen
\nHer name was Hensie.
\nShe just grew into girlhood
\nInnocent, yet coquetish.<\/p>\n

I took my hen a walking
\nOut in the open fields.
\nShe skittered along before me
\nWhat a beauty to behold!<\/p>\n

Forth came a gallant cock
\nWith gait haughty and cocky.
\nHe puffed his feathery chest
\nAnd Hensie fluttered her eyelids!<\/p>\n

Shoo! Shoo! I drove him
\nFor I knew his lady exploits.
\nHensie turned round on me
\nWith eyes flamming red.
\n“Don’t you colonise me! ”
\n“I am not a baby!”<\/p>\n

The cock looked at me
\nAnd made a real rude chortle.
\nHe turned round to Hensie
\nAnd gave her a sloppy kiss.
\nMy girl was blushed and flushed
\nThe cock had won his day.<\/p>\n

There goes my little Hensie
\nSwept off claws by deceit.
\nOf cocky ways she knew nothing.
\nThe cork is a Macho being.<\/p>\n

The sun had gone well down
\nWhen Hensie limped back home.
\nA scratch here, a snip there
\nShe wasn’t a little knocked up.
\nShe sobbed into my open arms.
\n“Mama, I’m so hurt…! ”<\/p>\n

~LM~<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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